It’s a Party Party Weekend


Notice! Move On Victory Parties tonight across the country.

I just have to say something about food. Why is the food always so bad at Democratic Parties? Even if they are completely cheap, surely they could find some cheap food other than pretzels and colorful tortilla chips (the food so bad that my children declined to eat anything at all at the state Democratic Victory Party Tuesday night). Even the White House ordered chicken tenders Tuesday. That’s Amurikan food. Too much like meat for Democrats?

When I was filling tender young college minds with my version of U.S. foreign policy, one of my students talked about his time spent interning in Washington DC for both Republicans and Democrats.

“What was the biggest difference,” I asked him.

“The food.”

What?

“Republicans serve steak at their parties,” he told me. “Democrats serve chips.”

True to form, the Utah state Democratic Party served chips to celebrate shifting from 10% Democratic to 30% Democratic in the state. yeah. If we win in Utah, could we get some salsa with that?

If you go to a Democratic party tonight, take some decent food. I’m searching for a cheesecake to take to mine.

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